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18 May 2008 @ 09:45 am
I NEED A DIET PLAN, AND PERHAPS SOME DISCIPLINE.  
I’ve been in a bit of a funky mood lately and as much as I’d like to blame it on the dreary weather, I’d rather say it’s the lack of nicotine and human contact that’s got me feeling all Lindsay Lohan-ish after Wilmer dumped her. It doesn’t help that not smoking has got me orally-fixating; coupled with PMS cravings, it would be apt to say that my body is in biiiiiig twouble! I mean, look at my latest picture, taken two minutes ago:



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(GASP! HELGA IS FAT!)
 
 
 
elcondematadorelcondematador on May 22nd, 2008 03:48 am (UTC)
hahah. not ur body at all helga! haha. im sure Photoshop did much to bloat it a bit!